Monday, 22 April 2013

Ravindra Jadeja making sure that Rajasthan make a lot of runs so that he can score a century at least.

"Lalit Modi" the architect of IPL
banned Sir Ravindra Jadeja from 2010 edition ofthe IPL,
Since that edition.. Lalit modi has
been permanently banned from IPL , booked in scam cases, filed for
bankruptcy in london , deposited his
passport in court , and finally ran
away from the countryMIND IT..
IF ANY1 TRIES TO PUNISH "SIR"..
THIS WHAT HAPPENS..!!
Sir Ravindra Jadeja#Legend..

Jo Jeeta Wohi Jadeja !!!

पान की दुकान के बाहर बड़ी चहल कदमी थी ! कुछ लोग पान खा रहे थे कुछ
सिगरेट पी रहे थे ! कुछ आपस मैं बतिया रहे थे ,
.
तभी एक थप्पड़ की आवाज़ गूंजी १ एक युवक ने दुसरे को थप्पड़ मार
दिया ,हंगामा हो गया !लोग इकट्ठे हो गए ,एक ने पुछा क्यों मारा इसे !
थप्पड़ मरने वाला युवक देश मैं इतनी महंगाई है !
दूसरा युवक ;लेकिन थप्पड़ क्यों मारा
युवक;दिन दहाड़े बहु बेटियों की इज्ज़त लुट रही है !
एक बूढी औरत;लेकिन थप्पड़ क्यों मारा
युवक;चार राज्यों मैं सुखा पड़ा है !
एक बूढा;भाई लेकिन थप्पड़ क्यों मारा !
युवक;बिना रिश्वत के कोई कम नहीं होता !
पान वाला ; लेकिन इस को थप्पड़ क्यों मारा ; एक और जोरदार आवाज़
गूंजी अबकी बार थप्पड़ पान वाले को लगा !
लोग;अब इसको क्यों मारा !
युवक ये सब जानता है फिर भी पूछ रहा है क्यों मारा;
एक बहुत बजुर्ग -बेटा अब तुम बता ही दो क्यों मारा ;

युवक चच्चा देश मैं इतने मुद्दे हैं और ये साला मुझसे पूछता है सर रविन्द्र जडेजा को "सर" क्यों कहते हैं ,बस इसलिए मारा.

Famous Sir Ravindra Jadeja

Dhoni: How Famous you are...??
Sir Jadeja : Whole world knows
me. . .
Dhoni: Obama knows u..? Give me a
proof.
Then Sir jadeja & Dhoni go to
Obama's house. . .
Sir jadeja : stand here at the gate,
i'll come
with Obama in balcony and show u.
Dhoni: ok.
Sir jadeja comes with Obama and
waved Dhoni from balcony. . .
After sometime, Sir jadeja bahar aye
toh dekha, Dhoni behosh ho gaya,
hosh me aya toh Sir jadeja ne
reason pucha...
Dhoni: Ek American aaya tha, and
asked me,:
'WHO IS THAT MAN WITH Sir Jadeja
IN BALCONY...?

Saturday, 20 April 2013

A rare pic of Sir Bradman & Sir Jadeja


India have never lost a match in which sir jadeja have scored a century


Sir jadeja spins the Ball


some facts about sir jadeja

some facts about our Sir Ravindra Jadeja *

# When SIR Jadeja gets a wicket next 3 batsmen are considered out.

# The batsman playing in the actual stadium is declared out if even Sir Jadeja gets his wicket in EA

Sports Cricket .

# Sir Jadeja never spins the ball, he just orders it to go and get the wicket of the batsman on

strike...
and the rest is history.

# Once Sir Jadeja suspended match referee for doubting his bowling actions.

# Actually Sir Jadeja is a Both-Handed batsman. He just prefers batting left-handedly.

# Batsmen who hits a six on Lord Sir Jadeja's bowling, has to go into his hotel room, cry and then

ask for Poison.

# The next tour between India and Aus will be called the Lord Sir Ravindra Jadeja Trophy.

Border-Gavaskar­ your time is up.

# Once Sir Ravindra Jadeja bowled a bouncer. The ball landed in the stadium next to it & the

batsman over there got out.

# Sir Jadeja can take a wicket by catching a ball outside boundary.

# When Sir Jadeja throws the ball, it doesn't spin.. actually the earth just rotates a bit.

# Once Sir Jadeja got a batsman out by Bat Before Wicket.

# Sir Jadeja can even hit a Bat for a Six.

# ICC is soon going to declare Sir Jadeja as a separate cricket playing nation.

# Sir Jadeja can get wicket on a wide ball.

# Sir Jadeja can complete a Sixer by running only.

#Once Sir Ravindra jadeja bowled a delivery of 0 kmph