"Lalit Modi" the architect of IPL
banned Sir Ravindra Jadeja from 2010 edition ofthe IPL,
Since that edition.. Lalit modi has
been permanently banned from IPL , booked in scam cases, filed for
bankruptcy in london , deposited his
passport in court , and finally ran
away from the countryMIND IT..
IF ANY1 TRIES TO PUNISH "SIR"..
THIS WHAT HAPPENS..!!
Sir Ravindra Jadeja#Legend..
SIR SRI SRI Ravindra Jadeja
Ravindra Jadeja comes from a modest family. His father Anirudhsinh was a watchman for a private security agency. His mother Lata passed away in an accident in 2005. The trauma of his mother's death almost made him quit cricket. His sister Naina is a nurse. Hats off to this guy who has reached at this level of indian cricket. This Blog is a FAN and Fun Page! RESPECT Mr. RAVINDRA JADEJA.
Monday, 22 April 2013
Jo Jeeta Wohi Jadeja !!!
पान की दुकान के बाहर बड़ी चहल कदमी थी ! कुछ लोग पान खा रहे थे कुछ
सिगरेट पी रहे थे ! कुछ आपस मैं बतिया रहे थे ,
.
तभी एक थप्पड़ की आवाज़ गूंजी १ एक युवक ने दुसरे को थप्पड़ मार
दिया ,हंगामा हो गया !लोग इकट्ठे हो गए ,एक ने पुछा क्यों मारा इसे !
थप्पड़ मरने वाला युवक देश मैं इतनी महंगाई है !
दूसरा युवक ;लेकिन थप्पड़ क्यों मारा
युवक;दिन दहाड़े बहु बेटियों की इज्ज़त लुट रही है !
एक बूढी औरत;लेकिन थप्पड़ क्यों मारा
युवक;चार राज्यों मैं सुखा पड़ा है !
एक बूढा;भाई लेकिन थप्पड़ क्यों मारा !
युवक;बिना रिश्वत के कोई कम नहीं होता !
पान वाला ; लेकिन इस को थप्पड़ क्यों मारा ; एक और जोरदार आवाज़
गूंजी अबकी बार थप्पड़ पान वाले को लगा !
लोग;अब इसको क्यों मारा !
युवक ये सब जानता है फिर भी पूछ रहा है क्यों मारा;
एक बहुत बजुर्ग -बेटा अब तुम बता ही दो क्यों मारा ;
युवक चच्चा देश मैं इतने मुद्दे हैं और ये साला मुझसे पूछता है सर रविन्द्र जडेजा को "सर" क्यों कहते हैं ,बस इसलिए मारा.
सिगरेट पी रहे थे ! कुछ आपस मैं बतिया रहे थे ,
.
तभी एक थप्पड़ की आवाज़ गूंजी १ एक युवक ने दुसरे को थप्पड़ मार
दिया ,हंगामा हो गया !लोग इकट्ठे हो गए ,एक ने पुछा क्यों मारा इसे !
थप्पड़ मरने वाला युवक देश मैं इतनी महंगाई है !
दूसरा युवक ;लेकिन थप्पड़ क्यों मारा
युवक;दिन दहाड़े बहु बेटियों की इज्ज़त लुट रही है !
एक बूढी औरत;लेकिन थप्पड़ क्यों मारा
युवक;चार राज्यों मैं सुखा पड़ा है !
एक बूढा;भाई लेकिन थप्पड़ क्यों मारा !
युवक;बिना रिश्वत के कोई कम नहीं होता !
पान वाला ; लेकिन इस को थप्पड़ क्यों मारा ; एक और जोरदार आवाज़
गूंजी अबकी बार थप्पड़ पान वाले को लगा !
लोग;अब इसको क्यों मारा !
युवक ये सब जानता है फिर भी पूछ रहा है क्यों मारा;
एक बहुत बजुर्ग -बेटा अब तुम बता ही दो क्यों मारा ;
युवक चच्चा देश मैं इतने मुद्दे हैं और ये साला मुझसे पूछता है सर रविन्द्र जडेजा को "सर" क्यों कहते हैं ,बस इसलिए मारा.
Famous Sir Ravindra Jadeja
Dhoni: How Famous you are...??
Sir Jadeja : Whole world knows
me. . .
Dhoni: Obama knows u..? Give me a
proof.
Then Sir jadeja & Dhoni go to
Obama's house. . .
Sir jadeja : stand here at the gate,
i'll come
with Obama in balcony and show u.
Dhoni: ok.
Sir jadeja comes with Obama and
waved Dhoni from balcony. . .
After sometime, Sir jadeja bahar aye
toh dekha, Dhoni behosh ho gaya,
hosh me aya toh Sir jadeja ne
reason pucha...
Dhoni: Ek American aaya tha, and
asked me,:
'WHO IS THAT MAN WITH Sir Jadeja
IN BALCONY...?
Sir Jadeja : Whole world knows
me. . .
Dhoni: Obama knows u..? Give me a
proof.
Then Sir jadeja & Dhoni go to
Obama's house. . .
Sir jadeja : stand here at the gate,
i'll come
with Obama in balcony and show u.
Dhoni: ok.
Sir jadeja comes with Obama and
waved Dhoni from balcony. . .
After sometime, Sir jadeja bahar aye
toh dekha, Dhoni behosh ho gaya,
hosh me aya toh Sir jadeja ne
reason pucha...
Dhoni: Ek American aaya tha, and
asked me,:
'WHO IS THAT MAN WITH Sir Jadeja
IN BALCONY...?
Saturday, 20 April 2013
some facts about sir jadeja
some facts about our Sir Ravindra Jadeja *
# When SIR Jadeja gets a wicket next 3 batsmen are considered out.
# The batsman playing in the actual stadium is declared out if even Sir Jadeja gets his wicket in EA
Sports Cricket .
# Sir Jadeja never spins the ball, he just orders it to go and get the wicket of the batsman on
strike...
and the rest is history.
# Once Sir Jadeja suspended match referee for doubting his bowling actions.
# Actually Sir Jadeja is a Both-Handed batsman. He just prefers batting left-handedly.
# Batsmen who hits a six on Lord Sir Jadeja's bowling, has to go into his hotel room, cry and then
ask for Poison.
# The next tour between India and Aus will be called the Lord Sir Ravindra Jadeja Trophy.
Border-Gavaskar your time is up.
# Once Sir Ravindra Jadeja bowled a bouncer. The ball landed in the stadium next to it & the
batsman over there got out.
# Sir Jadeja can take a wicket by catching a ball outside boundary.
# When Sir Jadeja throws the ball, it doesn't spin.. actually the earth just rotates a bit.
# Once Sir Jadeja got a batsman out by Bat Before Wicket.
# Sir Jadeja can even hit a Bat for a Six.
# ICC is soon going to declare Sir Jadeja as a separate cricket playing nation.
# Sir Jadeja can get wicket on a wide ball.
# Sir Jadeja can complete a Sixer by running only.
#Once Sir Ravindra jadeja bowled a delivery of 0 kmph
# When SIR Jadeja gets a wicket next 3 batsmen are considered out.
# The batsman playing in the actual stadium is declared out if even Sir Jadeja gets his wicket in EA
Sports Cricket .
# Sir Jadeja never spins the ball, he just orders it to go and get the wicket of the batsman on
strike...
and the rest is history.
# Once Sir Jadeja suspended match referee for doubting his bowling actions.
# Actually Sir Jadeja is a Both-Handed batsman. He just prefers batting left-handedly.
# Batsmen who hits a six on Lord Sir Jadeja's bowling, has to go into his hotel room, cry and then
ask for Poison.
# The next tour between India and Aus will be called the Lord Sir Ravindra Jadeja Trophy.
Border-Gavaskar your time is up.
# Once Sir Ravindra Jadeja bowled a bouncer. The ball landed in the stadium next to it & the
batsman over there got out.
# Sir Jadeja can take a wicket by catching a ball outside boundary.
# When Sir Jadeja throws the ball, it doesn't spin.. actually the earth just rotates a bit.
# Once Sir Jadeja got a batsman out by Bat Before Wicket.
# Sir Jadeja can even hit a Bat for a Six.
# ICC is soon going to declare Sir Jadeja as a separate cricket playing nation.
# Sir Jadeja can get wicket on a wide ball.
# Sir Jadeja can complete a Sixer by running only.
#Once Sir Ravindra jadeja bowled a delivery of 0 kmph
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